I was Emailed this by a someone from the species Female.

Imagine having a huge set of balls on your chest, that might give you a decent idea.

Like balls, they hang and get sweaty. But they also feel like two heavy bags of sand are slapping your chest (or stomach, depends) when you run or jump.

They get swollen and feel unbearably sore every month, for the unlucky ones.

If you have big boobs and need to wear a bra, you deal with a hard, nagging, poking, wire under your boobs until that beautiful moment when you can take off your bra.

But if you’re a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and are fortunate enough to skip a bra, just hope it doesn’t get too cold, or you may accidentally “key” someone’s car.

But it keeps going!

If you have recently had babies, you leak. Boobs also grow by as much as a whole cup size or two.

And after having kids and getting older, you may find that your breasts also brush against your hip bones when you walk.

Despite all of the inconveniences, titties are beautiful. If you don’t have them, appreciate them.

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